Ermilia’s Picture it & write (Sunday 23rd September 2012)
Once again, here is my offering to ‘Picture it & write’ hosted by Ermilia (Ermisenda and Eliabeth) who invite others to join them by writing a fictional story or poem to accompany an image presented on their blog.
If she tells me that darned joke one more time; I’ll, well I’ll turn around and give her a bite so hard on that pretty little neck of hers, she won’t know if she’s Arthur or Martha.
She just doesn’t get it…! She just doesn’t understand. Her jokes stink.
Gawd, she makes me so mad.
If it wasn’t for the fact that I love her so much, I’d tell her the truth.
Truth is, she couldn’t take it; nah, she just couldn’t take it.
But, hell, they’re so bad, and I just keep laughing and encouraging her to go on and on with those stupid punch lines. I pretend they’re funny; gawd what did I do to deserve this little wench?
Arrr, that feels better.
Alright, the punch line’s comin’. Time to let go the vampire inside, and turn to my sweetie with a smile as wide as Tibet.
“Oh honey, you are so funny.”
Carolyn Page – ABC of Spirit Talk